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lyrics

Specimen A is a ghost town.
He's got a proverbial tumbleweed blowing around.
In one ear and out the other.
Specimen B, a lobotomy right out of mid-century.
Go ahead and try to make him blink.
In one ear and out the other.
Oh well he'll make a good soldier.
Oh well here's more cannon fodder.
How can you really be so shallow?

Let's start a fire (This is not a drill).
Flush out the liars.
Phallus-centric fallacy.

We've got a national erection.
We stand up tall for the anthem.
We blow our wads really high when things go boom.
Hey buddy, if you don't like it then move.
We've got a national erection.
We stand up tall for the president.
When he blows his star-spangled wad we all go boom.
Hey buddy, if you don't like it then move.

You are my West and I am your Western Man.
Your little dick does not allow you to be shallow, callous and a douche. Your prick does not epitomize you.
Get to know your human latitudes.
She's got an inny, you've got an outy, we've got in between.
Who gives a fuck, dude?
Shallow!

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from Greatest Hits of the American Taliban, released October 27, 2020

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